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By demonizing pleasure, we set ourselves up for unfulfilling sex lives.
Opinion: Let’s talk about sex
Published March 27, 2024

Unskinny Bop Elmo

“I can’t believe it,” Elmo said. “Rock ‘n Roll just hasn’t been the same since the ’80s. Poison, Def Leppard, Slaughter, Winger, White Snake and Cinderella really rocked our worlds. I mean, seriously, has there ever been a better song than ‘Unskinny Bop?'”
Obviously, Elmo had sniffed a lot of glue that evening, which had nothing to do with the fact that the high today is in the mid-60s with scattered showers and thunderstorms. Thursday it might be in the middle 50s with a chance of rain. Elmo became so emotional with his revelation that he rushed down to the used music store and bought every Ratt and Night Ranger CD in stock.

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