“I can’t believe it,” Elmo said. “Rock ‘n Roll just hasn’t been the same since the ’80s. Poison, Def Leppard, Slaughter, Winger, White Snake and Cinderella really rocked our worlds. I mean, seriously, has there ever been a better song than ‘Unskinny Bop?'”
Obviously, Elmo had sniffed a lot of glue that evening, which had nothing to do with the fact that the high today is in the mid-60s with scattered showers and thunderstorms. Thursday it might be in the middle 50s with a chance of rain. Elmo became so emotional with his revelation that he rushed down to the used music store and bought every Ratt and Night Ranger CD in stock.