>The chemistry between Lisa and Ray on “Sister Sister” – Not buying it
“Mamma Mia!” – Me, like Abba?
Accidentally buying the “Black Kids” LP twice – Not worth it
New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS – Thumbs are sore
How to win this season of “Project Runway” – Quick, hyper homo-fy!
Lindsay Lohan suddenly a lesbian – Publicity stunt Ö probably
Substituting body wash for shampoo – Where’s the volume?
The preview for “The Watchmen” – Batman, watch out
The premier of “The Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” Season Three – Tears of laughter
The combination of the words Amy Winehouse and hospital in a sentence – Almost too predictable
The morphing picture of a brain that accompanies the Wikipedia page for “Epilepsy” –Terrifying Ö but hypnotizing