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By demonizing pleasure, we set ourselves up for unfulfilling sex lives.
Opinion: Let’s talk about sex
Published March 27, 2024

Elmo hates the state

All year long the guys from Bushwood awaited the arrival of Narvapalooza 2. The original Narvapalooza turned out to be the best party this side of Guam, and the four chums wanted to make it a repeat success. “Get the gallon containers of Tequila,”shouted the Iron Fish. “Grab the kegs,”demanded McGruff. “I just hope the weather isn’t like it is now,”Elmo added. “Today it’s windy and cold with a chance of rain. Tuesday it should be dry and cool in the upper 50s.” He couldn’t believe this weather. “What the hell is wrong with this stupid state?” he asked. “Why does God curse us so?”That’s when Oral-D punched Elmo.”Stop crying, you baby.”

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