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By demonizing pleasure, we set ourselves up for unfulfilling sex lives.
Opinion: Let’s talk about sex
Published March 27, 2024

Elmo will survive

At first Elmo was afraid. He was petrified. He just kept thinking he couldn’t live without her by his side. But then he spent so many nights just thinking how she did him wrong. He grew strong. He learned how to get along. But now she’s back. From outer space. Elmo walked in to find her here with that look upon her face. She said, “There will be periods of snow today. Maybe a total of 5 to 10 inches. The high will be around 30. Tomorrow it will be mostly cloudy, blustery and cold with the high in the lower 20s.” Elmo will survive. He will survive. As long as he knows how to he knows he’ll be all right. Hey, hey.

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