Strike!

September 28, 1989

Elma and Elmo have formed a union and are picketing this column. Although their editor is confident that the imps will faithfully resume their weather telling duties, temporary adjustments have been made. For today, the characters of this column are Elmu, the devious shape changing alien from planet X, and Elle Moi, Elma’s coquette French clone.
Although Elmu and Elle Moi are new at their jobs, the powers that be are confident that today’s prediction of sunny 75 degree skies will not be very inaccurate.
Mistakes made in this column are not subject to corrections, however.
Thank you for your cooperation during this time of crisis.