The spot for Obama’s running mate just may go to the most desperate candidate, or the highest bidder. What could describe desperation and money more than a product mascot?
Top six product mascots who would look good as Obama’s running mate:
-The Kool Aid guy – Cherry flavor might appeal to the Red States.
-The Dancing Raisin – Wrinkles nab the 60+ vote.
-Spuds MacKenzie (The Bud Light dog) – would seal the beach party/canine vote.
-Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes) – Locks in the crucial “closeted gay jock” vote.
-Bill Gates – Would appeal to the less-yuppy demographic, i.e. non-Mac users.
-Notre Dame’s Fightin’ Irish guy – Should nab sports fans, the Irish and Sean Astin.
