The Secret Rules of “Top Model”

by Rebecca Lang


1. When "Tyra Mail" arrives, you must scream as if it were something exciting.

2.  Talk about religion a lot.

3. At one point, we are going to bring in a shipment of male models to your apartment. You must act as if you invited them yourself. Get as drunk as you can and give yourself material for a phone call home to your siginificant other.

4. There will be a commercial where you speak a foreign language. You are to be terrible at it, and mock it as much as possible.

5. Do not flirt with Nigel Barker unless he gives you "the look."

More to come.