The academic year is coming to a close and we should not forget its important events, including the disappearance under suspicious circumstances of the deranged sociopath who wrote a column under the name âÄúNetwork.âÄù I was only barely beginning to appreciate the potential of the pseudonymous imbecilic rant as an artistic genre and my own great talent in that field: Google the phrase âÄúdominatrix and theologian.âÄù Now I am deprived of any truly serious forum in which to bring my works before the public. Beowulf, University gadfly and experimental theorist