End of his top rope

Elmo couldn’t believe it. After years of watching those crazy stars of All-Star wrasslin’ on the tube, he had been clued in for the first time. “Guess what?” poked Elmo’s buddy, The Hit Man, “those fights are as phony as Michael Jackson’s chin.” No way, Elmo thought. The Hulkster a mere actor? The Macho Man a frustrated thespian? “And guess what else?”muttered the friend. Monday will be cloudy and warmer with highs in the low to mid 30s. Tuesday will be mostly cloudy and mild with lows in the mid 20’s and highs from 35-40 degrees. “That took the wind out of me,” said Elmo. This was a first to Elmo. But would it be his last time watching?