And the LORD said unto Satan, whence comest thou? Then Satan said, From roaming the earth and patrolling it. And the LORD said unto Satan, hast thou considered my servant Elmo? that there is none like him in the earth, perfect and upright, that feareth God? And Satan said, Dost Elmo fear God for nought? Hast not God made today cloudy with a 30 percent chance of rain and highs in the 60s? And Wednesday mostly sunny with a high of nearly 70? But put forth thine hand now, and touch all he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face…
Tribulations
Published May 28, 1996
