Computers Suck

“Aaahhh…!!!” Elmo cried in frustration, as his computer locked up on him once again.
“Please hold while I connect you to the next avaliable service technition,” the recorded voice on the end of the line said.
(54 minutes later)
“Close down all of the windows, shut down the computer and reboot. Have a nice day; thank you for calling Microsoft Technical Support. Your credit card will be billed $35 for this call.”
What a way to start a week. At least it was partly sunny with highs in the mid- to upper 30s and Tuesday would be dry with highs in the middle 40s.