Hi, my name is Dana. I am originally from Washington Township, New Jersey, but have been living in Florida for the past eight years. I am in the College of Biological Sciences at the University and plan on double-majoring in physiology and genetics. Freshman is my label, and I live in Sanford Hall with all the jocks. Whoopee. I absolutely abhor all things lacking character and people who speak out of their asses. I love the color green and watching the manic squirrels forage in the trees for that choice acorn. I don’t believe in a lot, but what I do believe in, I do so strongly. Wish me luck. I think I will need it to survive in this dastardly jungle of antiquity and sin we call the University.
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