Network for September 8, 2004


From: Willie Small

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From: Perry Woods

Is a new home loan what you seek or refinance your current loan, we can help. Net: Well clearly you NEED some help with your grammar. Rates haven’t been this low in the last 40 years. Net: Now you’re cooking with gas! But we’re a bit concerned: Most of the time when we ask for a low rate, others have offered a resounding “NO!” Where others say NO, we say YES. Net: You gotta be kidding! This must be our lucky day! Even if you have been turned down elsewhere, we can help. Net: Yes, yes, enough with the help already. Take just 1 minute to complete the following form. Net: A whole minute? We got an e-mail last week from a guy whose form only took eight seconds to fill out. There is no obligation, This service is fast and free. Net: Hey, if there’s no obligation, you might as well just take our credit card number right now!

From: Ida Burroughs

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