Zac Efron âÄî Where’s the beef? John McCain’s smear campaign âÄî It keeps going and going and going âĦ WCCO’s 30-second âÄúPolitical Ad BreakâÄù commercials of a baby messily eating spaghetti âÄî They’re grrrrrreat! Viagra âÄî Operate at Your Optimum Dislike of Gov. Sarah Palin âÄî Connecting People American jingoism âÄî It’s Your World. Take Control. Playing âÄúRide the BusâÄù with a 1:1 ratio of Brandy: Diet Coke âÄî Just do it! Tara Reid âÄî So easy, even a caveman can do it $20 a month at Darque Tan âÄî Because youâÄôre worth it. Drinking games during presidential debates âÄî Hooray beer Gentrification âÄî Live in your world, play in ours Sriracha Sauce âÄî IâÄôm lovinâÄô it! Britney SpearsâÄô love of being nude all the time âÄî Maybe sheâÄôs born with it Obsolete gaming systems âÄî SEGA! Watching âÄúTop ModelâÄù marathons âÄî This is all I do, and I do it well Amy Winehouse âÄî Live on the Coke side of life Fat people âÄî America runs on DunkinâÄô A dated but still considerably hip way for young boys to deny the sexual advances of predators âÄî Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger! Travis Barker’s lower body – Snap! Crackle! Pop!