Elmo misses the boat
May 16, 1996
Elmo awoke to some annoying dance tune on the radio, suddenly remembering he was late for an audition for an acting position on the Showboat. In a scurry, he cooked up some cheese omelets, drank a big bottle of Colt 45 and left for his big audition. Before hopping into his Volkswagon bug, Elmo left with the dance lyrics: “Y’all ready for this” stuck in his head. So he thought, “Today will be partly sunny with a chance of thunderstorms and a high in the middle 70s. Friday will be warmer with a high in the 80s.” To Elmo’s surprise, his car was stolen and his dream of being a big-time entertainer went down the drain. Talk about a bad day.