Get a colonoscopy. Learn to make a ritual sacrifice. Plot your sexuality on a âÄúKinsey âÄú scale. Play MASH. Finally learn to make a spreadsheet. Spend money on leggings. Cry in front of your girlfriend and see what happens. Read the Wikipedia entry for âÄúecholocation.âÄù Get sucked into a pyramid scheme. Get your pants hemmed. Make fortune tellers and give them to children. Watch âÄúCats.âÄù Make soup broth. Use an elliptical trainer, once. Investigate your genealogy. Facebook stalk your ex-boyfriend. Put peppermint oil on your head. Make up a lie. Take up smoking. Buy a plant and look at it every day. Get your ring size measured. Find some crutches and practice walking with them. Paint a picture of your dog. Put makeup on your face until you look like a vampire. Bat at cobwebs with a broom. Spy on your neighbors. Pretend youâÄôre from the South. Write a comic about restless legs. Read the entire Robert A. Caro three-part biography on Lyndon B. Johnson . Brag. Make an extensive Amazon wish list. Play tag in the grocery store âÄòtil they kick you out. Eat lutefisk. Update your vaccinations. Brush your cat. Sell odd things on eBay, like locks of hair. Quit smoking. Take a class on fancy hedge trimming. Make a giraffe. Get colored contacts. Build an ark. Learn the Charleston. Make ginger beer in your basement. Darn a stocking. First, learn what âÄúdarnâÄù means. Re-read all the âÄúLittle House on the PrairieâÄù books. Hitchhike to the nearest gas station. Buy a hot dog. Make Jello Jigglers. Pierce something. Get your grandmother to drink four piña coladas and sing karaoke. Learn Swahili. Teach a baby to say âÄúwhiskeyâÄù and âÄútits.âÄù Go to SamâÄôs Club and try every sample twice. Start a soap-making business aimed at the lucrative toddler market. Clean your bathtub with a toothbrush. Brush your teeth with the same toothbrush. Stage a reenactment of âÄúCats.âÄù Brush your Tini PuppiniâÄôs beard. Hold a Tim and Eric Brownie Mountain fest. Suck someone into a pyramid scheme.