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Student demonstrators in the rainy weather protesting outside of Coffman Memorial Union on Tuesday.
Photos from April 23 protests
Published April 23, 2024

Journey into Carlson’s corporate culture

Ever found yourself in the world-renowned Carlson School of Management wondering exactly where and when you crossed over into this new planet where corporate terms and uncomfortable heel clicks abound? Well, I have, and let me say it was certainly an eye opener. IâÄôm not a Carlson student, but I am a University of Minnesota student and I consider it my right and duty to investigate all areas of my campus with the hopes of better understanding this institution, as well as the people in it. I first stumbled upon Carlson while on a personal exhibition to scavenge out new study spots. The result: clumps of people in suits and, honest to god, real, professional suitcases discussing something that I couldnâÄôt possibly try to reiterate. As I quickly glanced around the hall, I could immediately sense how out of place I was. It wasnâÄôt because of how I looked, but how I didnâÄôt look. I know that sounded contradictory, so let me try to make sense out of it. I wasnâÄôt like them. I wasnâÄôt wearing a suit, and my shoes werenâÄôt making any noises when I walked. Soon the awkwardness got to me, so I rushed to the nearest exit. Ashamed of my actions, I went back the following day with an open mind, ready to seek understanding. So here I was again with my flat, no-noise shoes, looking for an approachable person to casually start a conversation with. To my disappointment, I found no one. But why is that? What is it about CarlsonâÄôs atmosphere (because I certainly doubt itâÄôs the people) that is so stuffy? Now, I know IâÄôm quite possibly offending a Carlson student or two, but how about they do a little experiment: go over to the East Bank and see if IâÄôm exaggerating. I guarantee somewhere along the way youâÄôll find laughter, joy and fun, while at the same time getting valuable education. Faduma Abdulle University undergraduate student

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