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Dr. Date: My girlfriend’s earring collection is ruining our relationship

Dr. Date: My girlfriend’s earring collection is ruining our relationship

Dr. Date
February 21, 2021
I think the spice rack is a space for spices; she thinks it’s a place for her ramen packet earrings.
Dr. Date: I can’t stop matching with moderates on Tinder

Dr. Date: I can’t stop matching with moderates on Tinder

Dr. Date
February 19, 2021
One girl I matched with had #GirlBoss in her Twitter bio. And not ironically.
Dr. Date: My ex is TikTok famous

Dr. Date: My ex is TikTok famous

Dr. Date
February 17, 2021
Now he’s talking about starting a Hype House with other Como creators — yes, I too am vomiting from the sound of this sentence.
Dr. Date: My girlfriend's into furries. It makes me insecure when sports mascots are on screen.

Dr. Date: My girlfriend’s into furries. It makes me insecure when sports mascots are on screen.

Dr. Date
February 13, 2021
Never in my life did I think I was going to feel inferior (or should we say infurior) when I saw a person-sized gopher … but here we are.
Dr. Date: I was dumped right before Valentine's Day

Dr. Date: I was dumped right before Valentine’s Day

Dr. Date
February 11, 2021
Now, I’m alone and will have to undergo the most lovey-dovey time of the year without a love.
Dr. Date: How can/should I navigate a socially-distanced orgy?

Dr. Date: How can/should I navigate a socially-distanced orgy?

Dr. Date
February 6, 2021
An orgy is risky during a normal year, let alone during a pandemic, let alone in the presence of your closest friends.
Dr. Date: I'm having Anthony Fauci role play problems.

Dr. Date: I’m having Anthony Fauci role play problems.

Dr. Date
February 2, 2021
Managing a partner’s “public health risk” kink during a global pandemic.
Dr. Date: What PPE should I use during sex?

Dr. Date: What PPE should I use during sex?

Dr. Date
September 20, 2020
Have lube and hand sanitizer on hand, but for the love of god don’t mix the two up.
Dr. Date: My boyfriend wants to move home because of COVID-19, but I don't want him to

Dr. Date: My boyfriend wants to move home because of COVID-19, but I don’t want him to

Dr. Date
March 22, 2020

Dear Dr. Date, The moment my boyfriend and I sat next to each other in the dining hall during Welcome Week, I knew he was the one. Within a few days, we were spending the nights in each other’s singles...

Dr. Date: My boyfriend HATES my makeup

Dr. Date: My boyfriend HATES my makeup

Dr. Date
March 16, 2020

Dear Dr. Date, Ever since I got my first job at 16, I’ve been spending my paycheck on makeup. Rouge level of rewards at Sephora, Diamond Member at Ulta, a vanity and storage space worthy of any beauty...