Things We Considered Reviewing but Weren’t Worth the Time

The garage-fuzz freak-fizzle that is “Nouns” by No Age had all the confusion but none of the mystery that its raving reviews promised. Jewel‘s first country album. She lived in a van and made decent folk tunes; her consecutive selling out will never make her the redneck she once was and will need to be to pull this off. “Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian.” Just ask your little sister how it was. And lastly, we couldn’t cover the Indiana Jones movie, because one more headline distinguishing it as the “Sex and the City” for those with a phallus might initiate another feminist movement.