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Serving the UMN community since 1900

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Serving the UMN community since 1900

The Minnesota Daily

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Nora is just a girl in her 20s living in the 2020s, not thriving but barely surviving.

Satire: Meet Nora Dayy

by Wren Warne-Jacobsen
Published May 7, 2026

This American Girl doll is stressed, depressed and TikTok-obsessed. Twenty-year-old Nora Dayy wakes up every morning to her fourth alarm, if she’s lucky, and almost immediately her hand finds her...

Asking harder questions than the New York Times’s opinion section.

Satire: Are heterosexuals ruining society?

by Amelia Watters
Published May 7, 2026

In the last couple of years, I, along with many others, have noticed troubling changes within established institutions. From marriage and education to even the workplace, there has been a sense that something...

Why talk to a human when you can talk to seven AI models?

Satire: Your new OpinionAI chatbots

by Opinions Desk
Published May 6, 2026

Editor’s note: No form of artificial intelligence was used in the making of this column. Welcome to OpinionAI! We’re here to assist you with whatever you need. How can we help you today?Date:...

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