Elmo just got off the phone with his good buddy Ronny Sassbottom. Elmo needed some ideas to make weather predicting more sassy. It was really quite simple for Sassbottom: “You need girls, Elmo, girls.” Elmo agreed. So he appointed two college interns, Sara and Roxy, to assist in his weather reigns. You see, he figured, girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice; how could he go wrong? The idea rejuvenated the sass in Elmo’s Bag O’ Weather. Elmo: Today will be partly cloudy with a high in the low 30s and winds from the southwest at 7 to 15 mph. Sara: “Mmmm, feel the breeze, honey.” Elmo: Friday calls for mostly cloudy skies and a high of 24. Roxy: “Yes, yes, oooh, clouds.”
Elmo so sassy
Published February 6, 1997
