Not just a cutie, Moe likes him the booty

Hi boys and girls! I’m Moe, the Minnesota Daily mascot! I’m soft and cuddly, with big, friendly eyes and a happy-go-lucky smile. But that ain’t the real me! That’s my job! I’m a bad boy! For real!

Something you might not know about me is I like big women. Baby’s gots to have back before I git my freak on! I’d like to give a shout-out to all the ladies out there. How YOU doin’? The ladies love me. I’m a regular Casanova, a regular Don Knotts. And like Snickers, I’m guaranteed to satisfy.

Even though I may be a mascot, I’m anatomically correct – and how! I’m packing heat! So if any of you biznatches want some good fuzzy lovin’, you come let the Moe-dawg take care of you. For now, I’ve got my eye on that Panda. I’d sure like to wax that ass.


Moe welcomes comments especially from
all the foxy ladies.