Elmo was wondering if in fact today’s weather was to be cooler and mostly cloudy with a chance of showers, highs in mid to upper 50s. Just to be sure he sat down at his computer and went to check the Intellicast.com weather page. On a whim he decided to search for his girlfriend Elma’s page. CLOSE YOUR EYES, ELMO JR.!!! Little did he know that Elma’s shady past would be resurrected by die-hard fans on the Internet. He thought with comfort of how tomorrow’s cloudy day with scattered light rain, lows in the middle to upper 30 and highs in middle 40s will cool him down from tonight’s accidental encounter.
Internet smut Elmo
Published April 2, 1997
