Elmo talks to Dana

Elmo sat down with his good friend Dana Saturday night. Dana, drinking a Busch Light, glanced at a newspaper. “I read the WallStreet Journal because it makes me look smart,”he said. Elmo agreed. He knows Dana is just putting up a front of business knowledge to hide his enjoyment of old Alyssa Milano movies. Of course, Dana would never admit it. “Look,” he said, while skimming the paper.“Today it’s windy with temperatures in the 30s. Thursday it’ll be sunny and in the 30s.”Elmo grabbed a beer from the fridge. Finally Dana put down the paper and took a drink. “Let’s play a drinking game,” he said. “How about Caps?” Oh boy, Elmo thought, not Caps.