What’s your major?
I have a major in Phys Ed, but I minor in Sport Studies, too.

What’s your sign?
Aries.

Boxers or briefs?
I don’t wear underwear. It’s restrictive, if you know what I mean.

Minneapolis or St. Paul?
Minneapolis, for sure, dude.

Favorite kind of pizza?
I like mine with Canadian bacon, pineapple and banana peppers … sometimes I add anchovies and jalape¤os for a little kick.

Do you play any sports?
Well, I’m the regional ping pong champion of the Midwest.

Describe your ideal college woman.
I like a girl who can pack in the brewsky. I prefer redheads with mullet-cuts and braided armpit hair. Girls who wear warm-up suits are sexy, too.

Do you have a girlfriend?
My cow at home named Nikki was a good friend, but … well, I know this girl I met on the Internet really well, but does that count?

What do you do for fun when you’re not studying?
I like tipping cows, using my new Playstation II and making custom beer bongs with my friends.

Hey girls!! This Grade A choice meat is an Aries, so all you Geminis and Leos come and get it!!