Two-word reviews

Because we’re less concise than last week.

Textsfromlastnight.comStill funny Solid GoldBetter live Grand Old Day drinkathon aftermath – WhereâÄôs Advil? LundâÄôs âÄúFriday Five Buck CluckâÄù rotisserie chicken dealWhat? Sweet! TwitterGetting old Dirty ProjectorsâÄô new single, âÄúStillness is the MoveâÄù âÄì Indie Mariah June 17âÄôs iPhone update that includes video messaging and cut-and-paste âÄì Yuppies impatient Drunk text messaging on an iPhone âÄì Extremely difficult The white Russian at NyeâÄôs Polonaise Room âÄì Strong, nutty The fact that Esquire called NyeâÄôs the best bar in America âÄì Really? Still? Brett FavreâÄôs perennial massive ego-induced comeback flirtationStay gone