Elmo, having been sitting in the grass enjoying the warm sunny skies, decided is was time for him to get a workout. “I know!” He told himself, “I’ll walk across the country!” He then began to stroll, while gazing at golden fields and purple mountains. During his travels, he came upon a peculiar sign. It read, “Welcome to Minnesota.” He pondered the sign as he walked, and a chill scurried down his spine.
“Ican’t believe it’s mostly cloudy with a chance of early-morning showers and highs in the 40s. With lows in the 20s tonight, and turning partly to mostly sunny with highs in the 50s tomorrow.”
Flash-Frozen Elmo
Published October 18, 1996
