Mac, wearing her classy Michigan Wolverines basketball shorts, cursed Elmo for his daily idiotic ramblings. “You have a screw loose,”she told Elmo. “Iron Fish told me so.”
Elmo didn’t appreciate this. He loathedsuch sentiments. After all, he just wants to tell people it’s partly sunny today with the high around 55. And Friday the high should be 55, but with a 30 percent chance of rain. “Oh yeah,”Elmo quickly retorted. “Iron Fish molests collies.”
Mac became upset because she owned a Collie herself. She wanted revenge on Elmo. And only one thing could make a person go completely insane:She put “Sound of Music” in the VCR.
Mac gets backElmo
Published May 1, 1997
