Into the rabbit hole we fall again. Leather-clad body armor, twin automatic pistols, glorious slow-motion. A feast for the eyes.
But this isn't "The Matrix." This is horror. Vampires, werewolves and thousands...
Good luck finding a glass slipper in this Cinderella story.
Take a drunk Alabama organist, a "barbershop" quartet and a 7-foot prison inmate who sings like Tiny Tim. Throw in some rap and a Michael Vick...