TA: âÄúWhy is it immoral for a brother and sister to make passionate love to each other?âÄù
âÄîPsychology discussion

âÄúOh, god! That thing is so huge! ItâÄôs just a big, fat âĦ thingy!âÄù
âÄîPeik Hall

Guy: âÄúSo when are we going to hang out?âÄù
Girl: âÄúProbably âĦ never?âÄù
Guy: âÄúOh, ouch. IâÄôve never been rejected straight up like that before!âÄù
âÄîCampus Connector

âÄúYour handwriting is horrible. WeâÄôre going to send you to a re-education camp.âÄù
âÄîHumphrey School for Public
Affairs

Guy 1: âÄúIâÄôm going to go get a coffee.âÄù
Guy 2: âÄúI wish they sold beer here.âÄù
âÄîBlegen Hall

Guy: âÄúWeâÄôll probably need a cage for each baby too.âÄù
Girl: âÄúNo, weâÄôre not going to keep the babies!âÄù
âÄîBiological Sciences Building

âÄúI canâÄôt engage and kegel at the same time!âÄù
âÄîUniversity Commons

âÄúYouâÄôre right, itâÄôs your pee. You get to decide what happens to your pee.âÄù
âÄîMiddlebrook Hall

âÄúIf someone gets too close to your house literally you can just pressure wash them until theyâÄôre dead.âÄù
âÄîMcNeal Hall

Girl 1: âÄúYour room reflects you.âÄù
Girl 2: âÄúMy room is humid.âÄù
Girl 1: âÄúWhat, so youâÄôre warm and wet?âÄù
âÄîPioneer Hall

âÄúThereâÄôs no way 7 inches can fit into those little undies!âÄù
âÄîFrontier Hall

âÄúVodka is like a liquid punch to the face.âÄù
âÄîMiddlebrook Hall

Girl 1: âÄúI donâÄôt just let any naked guy in my bed!âÄù
Girl 2: âÄúIâÄôm glad you have some standards.âÄù
âÄîDinkytown