What’s up, Onion?
Published September 5, 2013
The Onion published an article yesterday about the suicide of Ariel Castro, the Ohio man sentenced to life in prison after he held three women captive for over a decade. And it's… weird and unfunny.
“Ariel Castro Failed By System” is concerned with how the prison system did not take into the account the well-being of this particular inmate. While the health of a person who committed such heinous acts may seem far-fetched (and thus Onion worthy?), the point being made about the health and safety of prison inmates is generally a valid one, especially when Castro’s attorney said that Castro was denied evaluation by a defense psychologist for suicidal tendencies.
A cursory internet search turned up no applicable “John Wolahan”s, seemingly keeping with the Onion’s penchant for fictitious sources, but that’s all that’s Onion-y about the piece. It reads more like an editorial, a position that someone could take during a debate. (Although the quote, “[Castro’s] death is something we all have to live with,” is closer to the Onion’s way of exaggerating a position).
When stories are like “Ariel Castro Failed by System,” it becomes easy to wonder where the Onion’s institutional voice is heading (see the Onion’s stance on Syria too).