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The Minnesota Daily

Serving the UMN community since 1900

The Minnesota Daily

Serving the UMN community since 1900

The Minnesota Daily

Guinea pigs love Aveda

Published March 15, 1998

If your pockets are empty but you want to look like a million bucks, Aveda Institute at 400 Central Ave. S.E. (378-7434) is the place to go. The Institute, where customers are the guinea pigs for Aveda...

Students drain their veins for extra cash

by Brian Close
Published March 15, 1998

Bleed, baby, bleed. Selling your blood plasma for money can be quite lucrative and can also drain harmful excess fluids. Safer than donating an arm or sellin' yer melon, plasma donation has been called...

Big, bad SUVs

Published March 15, 1998

The urban commuter rises, unwraps his breakfast and heads out into the garage where his shiny, gold-trimmed Sport Utility Vehicle looms. It is the commuter's most important tool of urban professionalism...

Purple Onion pleases all with nonsmokingsection and more food

Published March 15, 1998

As mad be-bop bounces off high ceilings and impressionist paintings, gourmet coffee brews and fuels the patrons of a Dinkytown icon. The Purple Onion, a dyed-in-the-wool spoke of the Dinkytown culture...

Stylin’ girls struck with Madden shoe madness

by Emily Babcock
Published March 15, 1998

She had ironed her shirt, painted her nails, and done the liner with the long-wearing lipstick. Madoana Style was nearly ready for her night out. She deserved it; Style had been to all of her classes,...

Zippos light your smoke, save the day

by R. Scott
Published March 15, 1998

The smoker cups her hands to her face, bending her neck as if approaching a taco. Pause. Then she grimaces. She flings a burnt-out cardboard stick to the ground, her Camel still unlit. Another match falls...

Target: Due to overwhelming turnout at celebrity events, it may not be possible for every guest to meet our celebrities

Published March 15, 1998

We like to think that some things are still sacred, that not everything has a price. We're wrong, of course. So are the scientists. The basic unit of matter isn't the atom, or even the quark. It's the...

Lava lamps enlighten lives of many

by Jesse Weisbeck
Published March 15, 1998

The lava lamp: an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle. A virtual paradox. What is the mystical power of this potentate of living room furnishings, and where the hell did it come from? Perhaps it was...

Mr. Bell, you have no idea what you’ve done for breaking up

Published March 15, 1998

For the least amount of tears, time and stress, this year's Grapevine Award for the best place to break up goes to Alexander Graham Bell's lifesaving communication device ... the telephone. Whether it's...

Coffman is the place for the tired and the weary

by Joe Carlson
Published March 15, 1998

Your eyelids are heavy. Your neck is getting weaker, barely able to hold your head up straight. You look at the clock -- seven minutes until class ends. Your notes are now chicken scratches. The professor...

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