Bravely crusading against irrelevance, America’s favorite bug-eyed, sweater-wearing comedian premiered his smart phone app last month. Here is the man himself describing the perks of being plugged in to the pipeline of all things Cosby.

You can watch his pitch here.

The pull-away at 11 s kind of leaves Cosby hanging. What’s with the neck up shot that makes him look like a stranded turtle in the middle of a big living room?

Anyway.

You can download the app for free here. Consider it an extra layer of security against ever losing your phone. Why would anyone in their right mind ever step away, if even for a moment, from following Cosby’s twitter as he drops such bombs like ‘Outside 8” of snow. 17 degrees. I’m inside waiting for more football.’? Now, as the website states, “you can enjoy Bill Cosby no matter where you are in the world.”
Read on: “Whether you are inside a mongolian yurt being lulled to sleep by the lowing of cattle in the distance, at your grandmother’s 95th birthday party, or witnessing the birth of your first child, there Bill Cosby is, in the palm of your hand, sharing all of your life’s greatest joys and sorrows right along with you.”

Cosby is also on Twitter, Facebook (where he oddly specifies himself as “William H. Cosby, Jr. (Bill Cosby)”), Vimeo, Ustream, Myspace, Cinch and Blogtalkradio. (and possibly eharmony)