Free answer Elmo

“How about that crazy Catbert, he’s so funny, yet evil.” Elmo chuckled to himself, as he turned his attention to Bizarro. “What’s with this Penal Channel stuff? I don’t get it.” Elmo pondered a while, then began the crossword. Hell, why do I even bother doing the crossword, after all I can tell the future, I already know the answers and the weather… though there are skeptics out there that don’t believe in me or the National Weather Service. Those individuals can just go to Hades. To prove my power and because I’m in a good mood, it’ll be windy today and Thursday, with possible snowshowers and highs in the teens... and the answer for question number 33 across is “Cohen.”