Elmo, you lazy bum

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, Elmo set down his Bartles and James wine cooler to schedule the weather. “For today, how ’bout some sunny skies and a high in the middle 50s with a 5 to 10 mph breeze. Wednesday: partly sunny skies and a high in the lower 50s.” Elmo has been in the doghouse lately for that disaster in the Dakotas, but that isn’t why he’s boozin’ in the tropics. Since he was so busy pleasing all the spring breakers with warm, sunny weather, he never got to take a break himself. So he headed south with his weather girls, Roxy and Sara. Hey, even Elmo’s allowed a break, right? Yeah, but not when he’s dissin’ his squeeze Elma and the Dakotas are under water. Hey, Elmo, get back to work!