BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS. Why can’t you dance? I’m sick of this parading around, that’s not dancing. Where are you, "Slave 4 U" Brit? Your body is awesome, your hair is not an obvious weave and you look gorgeous, so please, dance. 

Either way, her new single "3" is huge even though it’s of questionable quality (I like the slow remix better) and its video premieres today. Here it is! www.britney.com/us/3videopremiere