Eminem has fallen flat on his face with his twelfth studio album, “The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce),” released on Friday. Eminem has become a shell of his former self in recent years, with his 2017 album “Revival” being his particular fall from grace, but he has somehow managed to dig his rap career even further into the grave with his latest LP.
The once-respected emcee, known for his unmatched inventive wordplay in the late ‘90s and early 2000s, has produced an album so horrible it almost discounts his great contributions to hip-hop. This album has constant lyrical blunders over mediocre beats that make this album extremely difficult to get through.
Former Radio K DJ Rogan Isbell, 23, is a fan of Eminem’s earlier work but says the rapper has fallen off considerably since his heyday.
“It just seems like, creatively, he hasn’t been there in almost 20 years,” Isbell said. “It’s hard for me to call him one of the greatest rappers ever when you see other guys that have been more consistent in finding ways to change with the rap game, whereas Eminem can kind of sound like an old man yelling at clouds.”
Isbell said Eminem should have retired by now.
“There’s no shame in calling it quits,” Isbell said.
Emimem’s lyrics are supposed to be edgy, but on this album, he consistently tries to be provocative in the laziest ways possible by repeating the same buzzwords and dated pop culture references.
Just about everything wrong with the album can be heard on the second track, “Habits” featuring Singer-songwriter White Gold, one of many songs that show Eminem being out-performed by the featured artist as he pitifully tries to stir up outrage within the lyrics.
“Got the women pissed and it seems like men are just off growing a huge clitoris / Yeah, I probably annoyed a few feminists,” Eminem raps.
Even when the lyrics are not edgy, they are pathetically uninspired, like when Eminem raps “in Pakistan gettin’ chased by a pack of stans” on “Habits” — a far cry from the wordplay that made him legendary in the first place.
Later on the same track, he tops it off with some more cringeworthy bars, as he raps “Here come the censors, like the Avengers / And they assemble like Prince and then turn a word like ginger into the n-word / All these pronouns I can’t remember.”
There is not a compelling beat on the album until track seven, “Lucifer,” which was co-produced by Eminem’s mentor, Dr. Dre. Unsurprisingly, the song is ruined by Eminem’s lyrics from the outset, as he raps dull verses about being “kicked off Twitter and TikTok ‘cause they’re so damn ticked off.”
The first minute of the ninth track, “Fuel,” is surprisingly good, which is not a coincidence because Eminem does not utter a single word during it. Instead, Atlanta rapper JID takes the spotlight for one of the few good moments in the album.
Soon after is the album’s lead single “Houdini,” which contains one of Eminem’s laziest sample flips ever. The song miraculously feels like a breath of fresh air, a testament to just how terrible this album is, because this song is still pretty bad.
Eminem turns the cringe factor down and gets serious on track 15, “Temporary,” which features his frequent collaborator Skylar Grey. The song is a touching tribute to his daughter Hailie and stands out as a pretty good song within a sea of garbage.
One of the album’s other few and far-between good moments is on “Tobey,” in which Eminem gets outperformed by rising Detroit rapper Babytron as he cheekily raps “Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider / but see, me, it was a goat.”
Eminem repeats the same line later in the song, and it just does not hit the same, hammering home the fact that Eminem is not funny on this album, no matter how hard he tries.
The rotten cherry on top of this album is its closing track, “Somebody Save Me,” which is doused in corny, sentimental 2010-sounding production. It amounts to a forced tender moment that is not even a quarter as good as “Temporary.”
The Eminem who made great records like “The Marshall Mathers LP” is nowhere to be heard on “The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce).” The 51-year-old could not help but resort to ill-conceived lyrics throughout this 64-minute-long project as he desperately tries to make himself relevant again.
Avoid this album at all costs.
Will
Aug 27, 2024 at 9:00 am
What a lazy joke of a review….what kind of expert is a 23 “former” disc jockey…lol..are you pranking people? This album already went gold on its way to platinum.
Kimberley K Gibson
Jul 22, 2024 at 10:51 am
A 23 year old former DJ isn’t qualified to comment on Eminem’s album. This former DJ probably thinks Elvis sucks too.
The critic has to be a MN native that listens to country and goes to the bars with his buddies every weekend. In order to comment on Eminem, you need to understand rap from where this young man started in the rap genre. You need to understand how rap started and where it has graduated to. You also need to understand genius when you hear it. Definitely unqualified to comment.
I’m 55. I have been with Eminem since the beginning of his career. He says what needs to be said and he always will! Some people have a hard time with change. The music game has changed. Get used to it. Eminem isn’t going anywhere!
Thank you Eminem for kicking the world in the ass, once again! Don’t stop, man!
Ana Wagen
Jul 17, 2024 at 9:39 am
Sorry you’re getting dogpiled by Eminem stans
Jennifer Laniston
Jul 16, 2024 at 8:10 pm
What does Rogan know? Eminem is out here breaking musical boundaries and people are mad because he hasn’t released another “Lose Yourself” again. #StillGotIt
Ken Kaniff
Jul 15, 2024 at 11:03 pm
After reading your review, I lifted my left butt cheek & ripped a fart.
Geoff
Jul 15, 2024 at 8:10 pm
Author is a clown
Stan
Jul 15, 2024 at 11:32 am
Clearly this “critic” doesn’t understand the background of the album, Eminem as a rapper, or what the album symbolizes for us Eminem fans. This album is his farewell album to his alter-ego Slim Shady. For the first half of the album it is Em and Slim actually battling back and forth with each other. I can’t believe that someone would actually write this and not even bother trying to get all the details. This is a joke review.
Andy
Jul 15, 2024 at 8:46 am
The irony of you and a few other critics calling Eminem uninspired and out dated, but this is the same lazy reviewing and criticism as he gets no matter what kind of album he puts out. Revival got slammed, and rightly so. Kamikaze wasn’t great, MTBMB was ok- you couldn’t really criticise the critics reaction too much as a fan. But this? A lot of fans saying it’s his best album since The Eminem Show, and surely he makes music for his fans, not people who clearly don’t like him or his music, so what is the point? It would be like me doing a review on a Taylor Swift album, I don’t like her music it doesn’t make a difference if it’s good or not, I won’t like it. Stop being lazy and pick journalists that can do a fair review.
Dylan Hines
Jul 15, 2024 at 8:26 am
Anybody named Ethan is not qualified to critique rap music. The album is phenomenal. Eminem is the GOAT.
Donny Ginski
Jul 15, 2024 at 7:28 am
I wanted to come and say how awful of a review this was. Not to mention how ignorant the writer was….but the rest of the commentors did it for me. Thanks, ya’ll! Em’s still the GOAT no matter what Mr. Ethan Lambert feels! He got his click 🙁
Rend
Jul 15, 2024 at 12:08 am
Horrible analysis
Oliver
Jul 14, 2024 at 10:40 pm
Em’ is just playing with you, little people 😀
gay heaven
Jul 14, 2024 at 9:02 pm
Gay Heaven – Believe!
Picture it. Smokey back alley bar. That irritating gay friend of yours has prodded and cajoled you into coming out to see yet another drag queen do a terrible Cher impression. But wait, he says, this queen has a twist. She singing ABBA tunes. So you dutifully guzzle your drink and suffer through the intro. Said drag queen comes out and pleasantly has done a decent makeup job. Pretty good impression. Then comes the surprise. This queen is actually singing. And her singing is pretty good, too. The beats are crisp and fresh. The bass rolls you to your feet. You start loving the show. But then something start to niggle at the back of your mind. Something is amiss here. Then it happens. This drag queen sings that trilling run on the end note with that vibrato you know so well. The makeup isn’t just good. The makeup is perfect. Because this is MUTHER F*****G! CHER! SINGING ABBA!! Yes, my child. Gay heaven is really a thing and it is happening on this album right here and right now.
Bob
Jul 14, 2024 at 12:25 pm
Great album – get over yourself
Great beats, alliteration, flows, doubles / trebles. A showcase of his talent
Eddy Peacock
Jul 14, 2024 at 12:32 am
You didn’t listen to Guilty Conscience 2 did you? The first several tracks before that were Slim Shady talking. It seems like no matter what he does yall have something negative to say. He raps like the old Shady it’s ” he’s immature and tries to be shocking” but when he doesn’t it’s ” why can’t he be like his old self?” Make up your God forsaken minds!
Em stan1
Jul 14, 2024 at 12:23 am
You are truely dumb if you believe what your saying. This album is one of the best
Lynn Rice
Jul 13, 2024 at 8:46 pm
Your are insane and a hater
Kevin
Jul 13, 2024 at 4:22 pm
This is probably one of the worst reviews I’ve read, a clear representation of not understanding the concept of an album, clearly skimmed through the songs and attempted a lack luster effort of trying to critic the album. This is better than anything Eminem has put out in probably the past 15 years, on par with relapse. The entire point of the album is on purpose to reference the old and offensive lyrics e.g. Caitlin Jenner, Christopher reeves, gen z etc which appear in the beginning – middle of the album, it has a storyline of Eminem taking control over slim shady (his alter ego) and eventually killing him and ending his old ways (hence the title of the album), going into the mature modern day Eminem, thus the end run of the album where it is more emotional, and throughout the album the Eminem character states it is okay to be these things that slim shady does not agree with, i.e Eminem Vs slim shady
Shady
Jul 13, 2024 at 3:27 pm
Clearly the thoughts and feelings author of the overly sensitive opinion piece (one which almost nobody aside from me, unfortunately, and yet thankfully; will read) has no idea who Slim Shady is, or understands how technically sound from start to finish this album is.
Here’s your honest review: is it Eminem’s best album? No, it’s not The Marshall Mathers (far more obscene than this one), nor is it emotionally tugging at you like The Eminem Show. However, from start to finish, Eminem displays that he is the best technical rapper ever, and still remains that way. He pokes fun at people, harshly insults others, and makes amends with them as best he can; all in the same project.
Continue from there. I just helped you put together a legitimate review.
Andrew
Jul 13, 2024 at 1:24 pm
You don’t know anything about hip hop. I guess anyone can be a music critic in Minnesota
Brother D
Jul 13, 2024 at 9:33 am
Man, is not even having Stans responding to your critical views of Em the bottom? It looks the bottom. Rap circles are by and large considering this one of his best works. The out of touch local paper reviews are more cringe than his lyrics
Nexus
Jul 13, 2024 at 4:44 am
LOL this review is comedic gold
John
Jul 13, 2024 at 12:31 am
This person has no idea what they are talking about. This is a very closed minded individual and the review is plenty enough too prove that
Kyle
Jul 13, 2024 at 12:22 am
The album was 10/10, no questions. This whole article is pointless. I was just take it down.
Mark Bull
Jul 12, 2024 at 11:11 pm
Couldn’t disagree with you more. Only point you make that has some validity is the beats aren’t high level, however the creativity and rap ability is still there. Music is subjective and looks like this will be a polarizing album, which for success is a good thing.