COULD IT BE ... SATAN? From Father SimSaLaBim: I am writing to you in response to the recent Student Services Fee debate. You see, as a student at the University, these issues are important to me. This...

Facing rape, robbery and burglary charges, Antonio Burton sat in stony stillness as the clerk's arresting monotone voice announced the verdicts one at a time. Each of the 11 counts came out the same:...

Two roommates were arguing on the fate of a blown-out television set dropped from the Washington Avenue Bridge. One said it would explode like a small bomb. The other said it would topple and crunch like...

Net: It was a voyage like any other voyage. The wine was fine, and the chicken was delicious. We were all caught in steerage, having a rollicking good time, when suddenly our ship ran into a great big...

Senior George Beatty showed that he knows how to go out with style, as he took two titles and set a career high on the pommel horse leading the 14th-ranked Gophers men's gymnasts to their first dual meet...

CHICAGO -- After Michigan defeated Iowa in the quarterfinals of the Big Ten men's basketball tournament on Friday, Hawkeyes coach Tom Davis congratulated Wolverines coach Brian Ellerbe outside the interview...

CHICAGO -- Everyone remembers, as painful as it might be, the typical grade-school bully. Everyone can recall him stealing a ball from the smaller kid, then holding it above his head, raising it just...

One of the golden rules of baseball -- Thou shalt pitch well to win -- came under heavy fire from the Gophers baseball team this weekend at the Hormel Classic. The pitching was less than spectacular in...

Reader Ryan Brase, a senior in computer science and electrical engineering, wrote to me recently in response to an article about University e-mail accounts. The article contained computer terminology which...

On February 2, five students filed a suit against the Board of Regents challenging the University's mandatory Student Services Fee. The plaintiffs claim that the use of their fees to fund student organizations...