The Minnesota Daily

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Day in life of ‘N Sync gives insight into grooming habits

December 15, 2000

It's just past 10 a.m. at the Marriott City Center Hotel in downtown Minneapolis. 'N Sync is waking up for the day. At least, Joey Fatone is. "Unlike the other guys, I have to get up early," explains Joey...

Experts astonished as cow reveals speaking ability!

May 8, 2000

Experts were astonished Saturday evening when a cow spoke to them in perfectly fluent colloquial English. While watching television, the group heard a low voice from behind them. When they turned around...

Gore chooses fellow muppet as running mate!

May 8, 2000

Current Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Al Gore stunned the political world when he announced fellow Muppet-American Kermit the Frog would be his running mate in the 2000 presidential...

Apocalypse will be less one Horseman

December 17, 1999

As the year 2000 fast approaches, involved parties are eagerly gearing up for the apocalypse. Satan is stoking the fires of hell. The Angels of Heaven are polishing up their horns to sound the notes of...