Have lube and hand sanitizer on hand, but for the love of god don’t mix the two up.

How can I convince him to stay in the dorms with me?

Is he an asshole or does he just have a preference?

There's a fine line between banter and being an asshole...

I don't think he saw anything, but...

She's totally giving me an ultimatum!

I think he's just quoting from The Wolf Of Wall Street?

I get liking hickeys, but this is extreme...

I love the artsy side but not the trashed apartment...

The sex is great, but I can't get off to "Beat It"...