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Eaton: The internet knows literally everything about you, and your employers can too

Eaton: The internet knows literally everything about you, and your employers can too

Emily Eaton
February 26, 2021
Can we not make America more like “Black Mirror,” please?
Dr. Date: She’s just not that into you

Dr. Date: She’s just not that into you

Dr. Date
February 23, 2021
Revenge is sweet, but staying in your lane is sweeter.
Kueppers: Thank you, Rebecca Black

Kueppers: Thank you, Rebecca Black

Henry Kueppers
February 23, 2021
How one young YouTuber has opened my eyes to an epiphany.
Brankin: The dangers of performative activism

Brankin: The dangers of performative activism

Tara Brankin
February 22, 2021
Pretending to care about important issues has the potential to do damage.
Dr. Date: My girlfriend’s earring collection is ruining our relationship

Dr. Date: My girlfriend’s earring collection is ruining our relationship

Dr. Date
February 21, 2021
I think the spice rack is a space for spices; she thinks it’s a place for her ramen packet earrings.
Eaton: The life and death of a movement

Eaton: The life and death of a movement

Emily Eaton
February 20, 2021
What one student’s encounter with UMPD tells us about the future.
Courtney: Our politicians need more guts

Courtney: Our politicians need more guts

Zach Courtney
February 19, 2021
Trump’s acquittal in the Senate is part of a long list of events showing that our politicians need more guts.
Dr. Date: I can’t stop matching with moderates on Tinder

Dr. Date: I can’t stop matching with moderates on Tinder

Dr. Date
February 19, 2021
One girl I matched with had #GirlBoss in her Twitter bio. And not ironically.
Dr. Date: My ex is TikTok famous

Dr. Date: My ex is TikTok famous

Dr. Date
February 17, 2021
Now he’s talking about starting a Hype House with other Como creators — yes, I too am vomiting from the sound of this sentence.