Dear Dr. Date,

I’ve been in a relationship with this guy for two months. He keeps tweeting memes after we have sex, which makes me really uncomfortable because I keep that part of my life private (besides the occasional Dr. Date letter, of course). I can see all of his liked tweets — all of which are horny, unhinged tweets from cute e-girls. I hate comparing myself to other girls because I think I’m a catch, but if I want to keep him around, he needs to log off. And if he doesn’t, I will. 

What do I do? 

Signed, 

It’s the horny tweets for me

Dear it’s the horny tweets for me,

Your man shouldn’t be making the private public without your consent. This warrants a long conversation. Remind him that you aren’t having sex with his Twitter followers and that if they are really interested in the ins and outs of your relationship, they can date you once you and this dude inevitably call it quits. 

Either unfollow your boyfriend so you can’t see the tweets, or find someone who will keep that part of their life private. If he is comfortable tweeting about his experiences with you, imagine what he says to his friends when you aren’t around. Are you comfortable knowing that someone you’re romantically invested with is telling everyone about what you do in bed? If the answer is no, then you might wanna rethink the relationship. 

I give the relationship one dislike and unfollow. You might wanna do the same. 

Sincerely,

Dr. Date 

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