You decide that the disgruntled students seem to be the best lead you've had so far, so you follow them down Church Street. As the four of you approach Coffman Memorial Union, you hear crazed voices screaming,...

You try to put your lost ticket and the possibility of spending Spring Break with your sister in Eau Claire out of your mind long enough to take this one last test. You file into the lecture hall, take...

You decide to turn right and head into Ferguson Hall at a slight jog. "Man, I hope this is the right way," you say, once again cursing him for stealing your ticket. "What kind of community is this where...

Dazed and withdrawing into shock, you crawl from the burning wreckage that was your cab and realize that your body is engulfed in flames. You begin to scream and run away from the flaming pit of the cab. Your...

Although his story sounds good, you decide to follow the advice your mother gave you. "Don't take rides from strangers!" she yelled as you left for school after last spring break. Maybe this is all a bad...

Your demented mind seeks the clarity only a strong shot of cheap whiskey can bring. Running toward Hennepin Avenue, you search frantically for a watering hole to quench your thirst. Although the temperature...

Limping, you get up and run back into Willey Hall, where the last of the students are shuffling out. "Damn him. Where could he be?" you wonder as you look around. You decide to check the bathrooms in the...

And now for something completely different. After another quarter of covering and untangling the affairs of the University, the Daily turns to the top item on current student agendas: spring break. This...

Hearing a chorus of yodelers, you run backwards over the pedestrian bridge toward Northrop Mall. You trip over a frozen squirrel, somersaulting into another dimension. You land on a pinhead, suspended...

As you get into the cab, you notice a stranger in a gray coat sitting in the back seat. But before you can climb out of the car, the cabbie pulls away from the curve. "Taxi passengers have got to know...