t's Saturday night, and you can smell the desperation in the air. Two thoughts are going through the minds of the people at the party. One, I need to get toasted, and two, I need to get some action. The...

An unfair myth about the death of the American teenie bopper exists within contemporary society. The teenie bopper is placed in American history as a figure of the past, existing only in the world of Nick-at-Nite...

n October 2000, The Minnesota Daily hired me to write a biweekly column, specifically, a satire and humor column. I would like to let all who read these words know that it is hard to be funny every other...

On Saturday, the new Science Museum of Minnesota will open its doors for the first time. The new museum, located at 120 W. Kellogg Boulevard in St. Paul, will be a boon not only for St. Paul, but for the...