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The Minnesota Daily



Serving the UMN community since 1900

The Minnesota Daily

Serving the UMN community since 1900

The Minnesota Daily

Down by the riverside

Published March 16, 1997

Time is running out. Physically and mentally broken, you stumble toward East River Road on your way to the president's mansion. It's a long way to Eastcliff. You break into a run. Heart racing and legs...

Going to Aspen, California

Published March 16, 1997

As you get into the cab, you notice a stranger in a gray coat sitting in the back seat. But before you can climb out of the car, the cabbie pulls away from the curve. "Taxi passengers have got to know...

The Minnesota Daily…

Published March 16, 1997

The Minnesota Dailystaff is... Greg Aamot, Steven Andersen, Valaine Anderson, Emily Babcock, Jeremy Bayer, Benjamin Bearman, Ana Besarabic, Jeff Beshey, Alan Bjerga, Samuel Black, Marci Boudreau, Brian...

Never-ending tunnel network

Published March 16, 1997

Limping, you get up and run back into Willey Hall, where the last of the students are shuffling out. "Damn him. Where could he be?" you wonder as you look around. You decide to check the bathrooms in the...

Espresso unmask

Published March 16, 1997

It hits you as you ponder your choices that the man you saw running towards the buses was a TA you had in a freshman economics course. Although you hated him for giving you a D, you realize he did less...

Non-quiet times in the library

Published March 16, 1997

Inside Walter Library, students are frantically searching Lumina and rifling through the microfiches. "Aaah, the madness of finals week," you think as you approach the check-out counter in the main lobby. "Books...

Feeling hot, hot, hot

Published March 16, 1997

As you go straight to the stairs which lead up to the Social Sciences Building, you stop right at the bottom and start contemplating the 14 stories of offices where that rotten shadowy figure went with...

Liquid darkness

Published March 16, 1997

You run to the 4th Street parking ramp. In the fading light, the garage's 70 feet of brick-and-cinderblock bulk looms, a phantasmagoric dreadnought let slip upon the sleeping city with a cry of havoc....

Running down a dream

Published March 16, 1997

You only pause a second before running off in the direction of the darkly clad man. "Forget the test!" you say aloud. Then you see the man ahead of you, within earshot. "Hey, you!" you cry. Someone stop...

The man from Nowhere land

Published March 16, 1997

You decide that the disgruntled students seem to be the best lead you've had so far, so you follow them down Church Street. As the four of you approach Coffman Memorial Union, you hear crazed voices screaming,...

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