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All content by Mat Koehler
The secret world of Hot Camp
by
Mat Koehler
Published April 18, 2006
You’re afraid of house centipedes
by
Mat Koehler
Published April 11, 2006
Here I come to save the day
by
Mat Koehler
Published April 4, 2006
Cows and chickens love being food!
by
Mat Koehler
Published March 28, 2006
Elixir to the fools, drink of the tools
by
Mat Koehler
Published March 21, 2006
You’re foolin’ yourselves
by
Mat Koehler
Published March 7, 2006
Creating the ultimate excuse
by
Mat Koehler
Published March 6, 2006
We have a whiner!
by
Mat Koehler
Published February 21, 2006
Heeey, there ” I’ll be your valentine
by
Mat Koehler
Published February 14, 2006
I need to step up my game
by
Mat Koehler
Published February 7, 2006
The state of the union is half empty
by
Mat Koehler
Published January 31, 2006
The means of meeting my first million
by
Mat Koehler
Published January 24, 2006
Pay attention, communist liberal slime
by
Mat Koehler
Published December 13, 2005
The madman in aisle 9
by
Mat Koehler
Published December 6, 2005
Don’t worry? I’m Batman
by
Mat Koehler
Published November 29, 2005
My pits, your pits, everybody’s pits pits
by
Mat Koehler
Published November 22, 2005
An angry open letter to Fox
by
Mat Koehler
Published November 15, 2005
We’re all gonna die! We’re all gonna die!
by
Mat Koehler
Published November 8, 2005
Do your own damn dishes, dammit
by
Mat Koehler
Published November 1, 2005
Please, do NOT riot in Madison
by
Mat Koehler
Published October 25, 2005
Hell is a trendy St. Paul bar
by
Mat Koehler
Published October 18, 2005
Livin’, lovin’ and transport violence
by
Mat Koehler
Published October 11, 2005
Trashing Trudeau, saving America
by
Mat Koehler
Published September 27, 2005
Please don’t believe anything I write
by
Mat Koehler
Published September 20, 2005
What can the U do for me?
by
Mat Koehler
Published September 13, 2005
Optimism is an elixir best served jolly
by
Mat Koehler
Published September 6, 2005
I participate in sports inactively
by
Mat Koehler
Published August 10, 2005
C’mon, 21 isn’t old enough anymore?
by
Mat Koehler
Published June 29, 2005
Pop music is a national epidemic
by
Mat Koehler
Published June 15, 2005
Get bit by the bargaining bug
by
Mat Koehler
Published June 1, 2005
My little tiff with the Carlson School
by
Mat Koehler
Published May 6, 2005
Sublet my people go!
by
Mat Koehler
Published April 22, 2005
University can’t write
by
Mat Koehler
Published April 8, 2005
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